🏈🇺🇸 Raised in the South, St. Mary’s GA – Go Dawgs!
🏡🌲 Living in the Northwest raising three, never boring teenagers, and embarrassing them as often as possible with my favorite man in the world.
✍️📖 My writing will take you on frequent trips to the gutter with poise and gut-busting grace. Blunt as all get out, saying it exactly how it is, saves everyone time. You’ll learn to love and appreciate me, and if not – that’s cool too. I’m a “go big or go home” kind of gal and nothing I do is ever half-assed or half-hearted.